Pit and Chase

you taught that word to your english teacher

people who don't wear glasses are so weird like you just wake up and your eyes are pussy fresh??

thats not the word I meant to use

dont weird pussy, that's woke stale. penis absolute.

i’m sorry cock is in the bible?

huh i didn’t know edging was in the bible either

Of course it is, they've been waiting over two thousand years for the second coming

Have we considered that Ianto's shrine may have been load bearing?

and the winner of superwholock is officially??? no one. we all lost. congrats team

broken kind of iconic bc by all accounts its intended purpose as a spinoff audio drama was to fill in the gaps of how jack and ianto got together and kind of smooth over the completely insane relationship development in the show where eight episodes in they just kind of throw it at you that these two are fucking on the clock and have been for an unspecified period of time. but in practice it just establishes that ianto is somehow even more of a freak than ever thought possible. let's just go through the chain of events here real quick. tries to kill himself. a week later decides to let an evil alien from outer space murder his boss. like five minutes later has a change of heart and goes back to save his boss from the evil alien from outer space. is entirely convinced that his boss is going to kill him for leaving him to die at the hands of an evil alien from outer space. gets in a car with him anyway. when it becomes clear that his boss is not in fact planning to execute him immediately jumps to "we should make out". and it works. absolutely unmatched. happy pride month.

missing the part where he almost gets eaten by cannibals, and the person he starts fucking is the same boss who shot his girlfriend and held him at gunpoint

the last image of the show before entering Wilderness Era 2.0 is Kate Stewart pulling a gun on a jogger for littering on the beach

i do love when some insane doctor who thing happens and briefly my dash is full of dw posts from those of us who rarely post dw. periodic family reunion. or family funeral

Was?

Jesus came

to be fair, you got all 360 days without him

pretty pretty pretty