My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta..
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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if i look back, i am lost
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My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta..

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I don’t think Winry gets enough credit as a genius. Like, automail would need her to understand engineering, robotics, anatomy, and particularly how nervous systems work, and she’s technically a surgeon. She was already a regular helper at Pinako’s shop when she was 11. At 15, she walked into a town full of top automail experts and impressed all but one of them with a rush-order arm she’d made. Then, she took over one person’s shop so thoroughly, her customers won’t even let someone else make the outer casings. On top of that, she read medical books as a child and not only understood them, but retained enough of it to successfully deliver a baby years later even though that had nothing to do with her preferred field. And she didn’t have any help from the Truth.
Winry might not be an alchemist, but she’s a medical and engineering genius and somebody needs to tell her that right now.
I went into a pet shop and asked for twelve bees. The shopkeeper counted out thirteen and handed them over.
“You’ve given me one too many.”
“That one is a freebie.”
Me: one of you… is the murderer
Everyone: *starts sweating*
Me: (unable to tell who’s guilty) a sauna was a bad place to hold this meeting
I went into Lush a few weeks ago and was like “I want bathbombs that’ll make me go whoa when they dissolve” so the girl immediately gave me this white one and I was like looks underwhelming jessica but sure but you know what fair play to her because my bath knows looks like toxic waste and I did indeed go whoa
slime bath slime bath slime bath slime bath

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so glad we’re finally getting accurate lesbian representation in the media
@dennys
Otter teaches human how to pet him.
me asking for attention and affection
I just lost my entire shit
shout out to the funniest tag ive ever fuckin seen
One time I screamt
They said one
I screamt so hard it turned me into a cat and I’m still screaming to this day
Can’t believe you let me get away with saying “screamt”. TWICE.
It Rhymes with dreamt and we let go of it
I can’t Photoshop, but I want to see a photo of these two in the same sky, facing each other.

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King Princess for Coup De Main Magazine (2018)
my aesthetic
putting big puncture holes (about the size of a penny) in the sidewall (as opposed to the tread) also makes most tires irreparable
valve stems can be replaced but sidewall holes can’t :) the more you know :)
Just a reminder that this is a crime and I'd never advocate for crime on this blog. :) Stay safe out there and don't get caught doing crimes!
the holy trinity
Ya’ll doing amazing sweeties.
how the turn tables
why would they need to do that? Does it cause them distress or something to be away from their families???? i don’t get it
If they didn’t want to be separated from their families they shouldn’t have joined ICE

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I saw that new steven has a pink letterman jacket now and I had the uncontrollable urge to draw him in mine
i rate movies using a strict pass/fail system based on how the cinematography compares to this one shot in monster house
there hasn’t been a single academy award nominated film with this level of innovative horror cinematography since 2007
this fact makes me sad,
why cant we have animated horror movies
Good question, why can’t we have actual animated horror films?
Animated horror films are fantastic in part because stylistic choices can add to the tone of the setting or even contrast with it. There are so many things you can do in animation that would just look stupid in live action. And finally, play on every idiot’s bias that cartoons are for kids and therefor can’t be scary.
Whoever said that cartoons can’t be scary has never seen coraline and that’s the tea