Danger Goblin

"I hate when the skeletons on decorations aren't anatomically accurate." A Halloween skeleton isn't the same as what's inside you, idiot. It's different. A Halloween skeleton is, like. A guy or something. It's an animal.

If Halloween skeletons had bones like ours instead of hollow bones like that of a bird, they wouldn't be able to play their ribcages like xylophones. You sound so fucking uneducated right now.

i'm the hot girl in your area. i killed the other ones it's just me now

early to bed and early to rise leaves a man so fucked up that he dies

Verified: Microsoft 365 gets massive 45% price hike — and it's all to do with AI tools (Tom's Guide - January 17, 2025)

oopsie i tripped and spilled my link to archive dot org's downloadable copy of Microsoft office suite for 2007, which features no AI tools and is a powerful word processor that still holds up just fine on windows 10!

Something neuroscience-y that helps with prose: attention is selective. A character will not notice everything in a room. They will notice what matters to their goal, fear, desire, training, wound, or obsession. A jealous character notices hands. a hungry character notices food. A soldier notices exits. A lonely character notices pairs. Description becomes character when attention has a bias.

(trying to catch up with recent European events) oh solar eclipse. just like the one happened during Igor Svyatoslavich’s campaign against the Cuman-Polovtsians in 1185

oh it’s not partial but a total solar eclipse. just like the one happened during Igor Svyatoslavich’s campaign against the Cuman-Polovtsians in 1185