Danger Goblin

am I unforgivable or is it just thursday

doomscrolling through the Deutsche Bahn App

doomscrolling through the Deutsche Bahn App

doomscrolling through the Deutsche Bahn App

An older relative of mine was complaining about how her hair looks now that it’s greying and I had to hold back myself from telling her that the long grey hair look would make her very popular with some lesbians that I know because she’s not the sort of person who would take that as a compliment

This particular person is always like ugh I look old and I’m like yeah you do look old and it looks really good on you and she just doesn’t believe me but it’s true

was discussing tumblr habits w somebody in a mutual discord server last night and they were so gobsmacked i like to ideally have 100+ posts in my queue at any given time 😭 how many do y’all have in your queue if you use it??

"I hate when the skeletons on decorations aren't anatomically accurate." A Halloween skeleton isn't the same as what's inside you, idiot. It's different. A Halloween skeleton is, like. A guy or something. It's an animal.

If Halloween skeletons had bones like ours instead of hollow bones like that of a bird, they wouldn't be able to play their ribcages like xylophones. You sound so fucking uneducated right now.

i'm the hot girl in your area. i killed the other ones it's just me now

early to bed and early to rise leaves a man so fucked up that he dies