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the-vanilla-extraction

okay let's make another cake 🎂🎂

butter

sugar

eggs

flour

milk

baking powder

vanilla extract

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please, dear audience, fill this out. for science

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obsessed with this photo my friend took out of her window of just a random ass wild rat in her lemon tree. who is he

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(via @mawziee ) #WE HAVE THOSE RATS WE HAVE THOSE RATS #THEYRE ROOF RATS THEY EAT LEMON SKINS NOT EVEN THE WHOLE LEMON JUST THE SKINS# THEYRE FUCKING FREAKS WHO EAT LEMON SKINS #AND YOUR WAKLING OUTSIDE HOPING TO GET A LEMON FROM YOUR TREE AND THERES JUST A BARE ASSED LEMON HANGING FROM THE TREE AND ITS HORRIFYING #ITS GROSS ITS WEIRD ITS NOT NORMAL BEHAVIOR BUT IT IS NORMAL TO THEM THE RATS THAT EAT LEMON SKINS AND I HATE THEM #FIRST THE LEMON WASPS AND NOW THE LEMON RATS OUR POOR TREE CANT CATCH A BREAK

thank you for the important whore lore

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whore lore

saltwater-goldfishy

ok I know everyone’s considered Ryland grace wearing an “I put the ace in space” t shirt but. have we considered the infinitely funnier option of putting this shirt on eva stratt

raviolireptile

I had to draw this

squeebo

Got really high yesterday and had to doodle my thoughts

heeheelissy

i will say my favorite thing about bloodymary content is the general “fuck you that’s how” attitude towards major plot beats

how did simon land in grace’s universe? fuck you that’s how

how did simon survive the iron lung? fuck you that’s how

how did simon heal from his mutations/whatever the blood ocean did to him (depending on the fic)? literally fuck you that’s how

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Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 5 Part 3

Simon (Iron Lung)

Gomez Addams (The Addams Family)

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icarusredwings

YOURE TEARING THIS FAMILY APART!!

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I’m sorry

littleredhotsridinghood

Guys please this is literally the wettest cat of a man.

amanite-s

EVERYONE GO WATCH ROCKY SLEEP NOW !!!

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The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy.

creatingblackcharacters

#Make Racists Scared Again 2026

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Share if you want people to know they should be scared to be racist around you 👊🏾

creatingblackcharacters

"making them afraid will make them more racist" that's wild to me, because we live in a whole culture of social consequences for antiracism anyway. It is literally safer to be a racist than it is to speak up against it, socially.

Idk about you, but "I'm afraid no one will want to be my friend if I'm a white supremacist" seems like a pretty logical thought process to have, and I wish THAT were the normal and not "I'm afraid my friends will hate me if I tell them they made racist jokes".

zajef37

sometimes racists aren’t even aware that they’re racist tho

creatingblackcharacters

I had a more intellectual answer for you, but tbh... Then I guess they'll find out. And when they do, they have two options: apologize and actively commit to doing better, or understand that they are choosing racism and will be treated as such. Because the society we live in, somehow option number 2 is the easier route due to a lack of social consequences for being a bigot. I don't think choosing to be a bigot should be the easier route. It should suck to be a racist.

aidn

how the hell do i talk to people

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Stand in front of them and press A

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peoplegettingreallymadatghosts

fell for the oldest trick in the book

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severeprincesheep

It's on the wikipedia page that literal sea people attacked out of nowhere?

peoplegettingreallymadatghosts

Never doubt my shitposts again

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My contribution of PHM fanart that took me so much longer to finish than I wanted

martindykewood

theres some stuff im rather abnormal about

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it’s my birthday

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Since the new round is live I offer you, patrons of tumblr, more propaganda on why Simon from iron lung should be the 2026 tumblr sexyman.

1. The bit. Markiplier winning the tournament would be ridiculous. Also he’d probably say something about it and that would be even more funny

2. LOOK AT HIM he’s a sad hot man drenched in blood and trauma. What more can you ask for????????

3. I would get to never shut up about it

4. Tangential propaganda: what if we make him and Ryland grace go at it in the finals?

5. It supports fandom morale for crossovers. Simon is one half of bloodymary, the most fun thing I’ve seen happen in fandom in the few years I’ve been around here.

6. My friends would never hear the end of it

7. YOUR friends have the opportunity to never hear the end of it

8. He has so much angst potential. Like so much. You can throw buckets of it on him and he’ll still stand up afterwards and want to live.

9. Have I mentioned how funny it would be for him to win????

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he said he should have a cowboy hat so i gave him one

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