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Give me less "being kind requires zero effort" and more "being kind is worth the effort it takes."

one genre of fanfiction that seems to have mostly disappeared since i became an adult is shenanigans-type fics. like not exactly crack but just "the gang goes to 7-11" type, extremely low-stakes plot stories. the beach episodes of fanfiction. i just feel like i don't see those around so much anymore. whered they go. i miss them :(

has anyone seen my pet bacteriophage its name is styrofoam and its about [hand touching the floor] this tall

hello my name is Stray Hair snd my big dream is to play the itsy bitsy spider on broadway. doyou mind if i practice on the side of your head.

I am asking you to endure it.

I am aware that this request is fundamentally selfish. I can offer no justification for it, no argument in its favor. It is simply the outcome I desire to see the most. So I am asking you

never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man