Tabaxi Druid: Can I roll a survival check to find out which way is north?
DM: You’re a cat not a fucking homing pigeon, so no.
Please tell me that this is a joke because the Survival is literally for surviving in the wild or tracking things, both of those things require knowing the direction you are going which means using a Survival to know which way north is.
If not a joke DM you are bad and you should feel bad
Also, even in real life there are dozens of ways to find north without being a homing pigeon. Let alone when your magically connected to nature.













