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Clark & Lois finally start dating after working together for like 6 years and are like ‘ok so we should probably have a Conversation with Mr White about this, just to like let him know ‘hey this is happening & don’t worry we’ll remain strictly professional in the workplace’ before he hears about it through the office rumour mill’

so they break the news to Perry and he’s just like

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‘you mean to tell me you haven’t been an item for the last 5 years?? excuse me?? get out of my office.’

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Perry, yelling across the office: WAS ANYONE GOING TO TELL ME KENT AND LANE WEREN’T A COUPLE

Jimmy, yelling back: they are now, Mr White!! :D

Perry: WELL I KNOW THEY ARE NOW

Everyone else at the Daily Planet: 👀

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Expatriette: Oh god. You did it now. You just slept with your best friend. You've ruined it now unless you say the right thing, so choose your next words very carefully.

Expatriette: Great job last night bud!

Setback: ...

#expatriette #setback #incorrect quotes #sentinels of the multiverse #SOTM

Mr. Fixer: I think of all the things that I've been holding inside me that I've wanted to say to you, but [puts up fists] I'm gonna let St. Patrick and St. Michael do my talking for me!

Knyfe: [puts up fists] You'll have to get through Tip O'Neill and Bobby Sands first!

Setback: You call those fist names? [puts up fists] Say hello to Bono and Sandra Day O'Connor!

Mr. Fixer: Those are the stupidest fist names I've ever heard.

#mr. fixer #KNYFE #setback #30 rock #incorrect quotes #sentinels of the multiverse #SOTM

Unity: I have good news and I have bad news.

Parse: What's the bad news?

Unity: The kangaroo pooped in the tub.

Parse: Devra, we don't have a kangaroo.

Unity: Now for the good news.

#unity #parse #tiktok #incorrect quotes #sentinels of the multiverse #SOTM

Dr. Medico: Do you even remember the ABCs of healing?

Mainstay: A… Bone… Coming out of the skin is very bad.

#dr. medico #mainstay #sentinels of the multiverse #SOTM #unknown source #incorrect quotes

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Expatriette: *punches a guy for Setback but still refuses to admit her feelings*

Nightmist: We're at the point of physical violence. Now, will you please have the talk?

Expatriette: Because of that? Come on. That's my thing. I'm always punching guys, girls— I'll punch a baby, I don't care.

#expatriette #nightmist #how i met your mother #incorrect quotes #sentinels of the multiverse #SOTM

Harpy: This magic kit is promoted by the Magical University of Hyderabad!

Nightmist: Pfft, that's a party magic college.

#Harpy #nightmist #incorrect quotes #sentinels of the multiverse #SOTM #the simpsons

Setback: Hey Nightmist! Want a fortune cookie?

Nightmist: Nah, I don't believe in that stuff.

Setback: Alright let's see what I get then.

Setback:

Setback: "A runaway hubcap from a speeding car will lodge its way up your nose."

Nightmist: Wake me up when that happens.

#setback #nightmist #incorrect quotes #sentinels of the multiverse #SOTM #Garfield

Setback: My girlfriend is washing the dishes and I just heard her say “Who do you work for? Who’s your contact???” while repeatedly pushing a glass underwater.

Nightmist: At least she’s having fun?

#setback #incorrect quotes #nightmist #expatriette #unknown source #sentinels of the multiverse #SOTM

Fanatic: Come on, how many times do I have to apologize?

Legacy: ONCE!

Fanatic:

Fanatic: No.

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Fanatic: Octopi could hold 4 people simultaneously, because god blessed them with the ability. However, they don't even hug one person, because they have made a covenant with the devil!

Legacy: Where is our regular pastor?

Fanatic: In a better place. Sit down.

#legacy #fanatic #incorrect quotes #sentinels of the multiverse #SOTM #unknown source

Scholar: So you've met Guise?

Parse: Yes. He made light of my weight problem and then suggested that my motto be "Semper Fudge". At that point he told me to "Relax".

#scholar #Guise #parse #incorrect quotes #the simpsons #sentinels of the multiverse #SOTM

Setback: Let's take a look at the ol' horoscope. Taurus: Today you will die.

Nightmist: That seems weirdly specific for a horoscope.

Expatriette: I'd better check mine too. Scorpio: Today your husband will die!?

#the simpsons #incorrect quotes #setback #expatriette #nightmist #sentinels of the multiverse #SOTM

Setback: Are you afraid of heights?

Expatriette: No! Ladders are just dangerous! You know you're more likely to die from falling off a ladder than you are from a gun? That's why own 14 guns... in case some psycho tries to sneak a ladder in here.

#setback #expatriette #incorrect quotes #gravity falls #sentinels of the multiverse #SOTM

Legacy: Emily and I have decided to adopt another child.

Expatriette: That's wonderful! Congratula-

Legacy: (Slamming adoption papers down) It's you. Sign here.

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Skyscraper: …thank you. for doing this. I know it’s a risky procedure and you could lose your medical license if it goes wrong.

Baron Blade: Oh don’t worry! I don’t have a medical license for them to revoke!

Skyscraper:

Skyscraper: wait-

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WARNING!!!!

People, please be careful. There are also people tracking children and people and putting bids on them based on their profile pictures on whatsapp, tracking and kidnapping them. Especially young children, so please be cautious, especially parents who have their children as their profile pictures.

Please pass this on to everyone so that they are aware of the danger. I don’t how it is all around the world but I know it can’t just be here so please please spread the word. Thank you.

gallileawinds

oh my god

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I HAVE BEEN GETTING THIS TEXT REGULARLY FOR WEEKS

HOLY SHIT THANK GOD I DIDN’T

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I’ve gotten a few of these. Never ever click a link from an unknown number!!!

thefartshart

oh yeahhhh, I saw that on snapchat. it’s been freakin’ EVERYWHERE lately. i haven’t been getting the text, luckily, but im still extremely cautious about it. shit’s scary.

not just girls, but boys and other genders have to be careful as well. this could happen to anyone. please be safe, my friends <3

finninsanelycoolish-deactivated

FOR ALL THE YOUNGER PEOPLE THAT FOLLOW. YOU GUYS ARE SMART. YOU KNOW THIS. BUT JUST IN CASE THERE ARE SOME WHO MIGHT NOT. THAT DOESN’T MAKE YOU NOT SMART, PERHAPS JUST LESS INFORMED.

DO NOT CLICK LINKS IN TEXTS EVER. GO TO ACTUAL WEBSITES FOR ONES YOU RECOGNIZE AND TYPE IN THE URL. OR A BOOKMARK IF YOU HAVE ONE. DON’T CLICK LINKS IN TEXTS AND SOCIAL MEDIA MESSAGES/DMS AND EMAILS. EVEN IF YOU KNOW THE PERSON. TAKE EXTREME CAUTION.

IF YOU’RE GUTS SAYS EH WOULDN’T DO THAT BUDDY. LISTEN.

ALSO SIGNAL BOOST THE HELL OUT OF THIS

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I DON’T CARE WHAT YOUR BLOG THEME IS!! REPOST THIS TO SAVE A LIFE!!

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