this new hozier got me on the verge of biting people again

Love character relationships that can only be described as "whatever the fuck these two have going on"

not now honey, mommy’s yearning for something that once was and will never be again

My favorite line for Ilya Rovanov is "everyone must know this" in episode 5. Because of the gesture he makes with his hand. Because he isn't censoring his body language anymore, not with Shane. And it suddenly shows that Shane is a masculine gay man, while Ilya, in a perfect world, would be a more flamboyant bisexual. It makes every moment of tense body language and stiff posture from before this moment look like so much work. But now, he feels that safe. Not to just have gay sex, but to be queer in front of someone. As much as Shane coming out as gay in Florida was silly, obvious, I think it really did make a difference in how Ilya related to him. Identity joined their relationship alongside attraction and shared experiences.

This makes me think of the post I read by a gay Russian, saying that the way Ilya speaks Russian in the show is really camp, which doesn’t translate to how he speaks English. That’s a beautiful piece of character work if so by Connor Storrie and his Russian language coach.

so far what I’ve learned about hudson williams is that he loves stretch marks on people and prefers when people have a bush because it looks prepubescent if they don’t. nice to see someone saying these things so loudly and proudly.

“Tight pussy this tight pussy that” y’all not turning her on?? Y’all aren’t getting her so worked up and wet that you can slide in with two fingers and no resistance at all? Y’all not rocking with an open, welcoming pussy that’s soft and all but pulling you in? Tight pussy means she’s not worked up enough and your job isn’t done yet. Her shit shouldn’t be clenched til she’s cumming around your fingers so hard she’s seeing god and it’s important to me that y’all know that

Yesssss this!!! Soft. Wet. Velvety even. You want to be able to slip inside so easily. You want her to be so worked up for you.

Shane, 7 years later: I have figured out that you like me.

your honor you must understand i was penis delirious