Guys stop joking this isn't funny, what if Mitch is alive

Sometimes the green flag is simply how calm you feel around them.

let it be known that the main reason i have this blog is because i’m an attention whore

*leaves my porch light on for you*

hate when im reading and theres a word i dont know so i search it in the dictionary and its like: beuperer. noun. a person who beupers. i'll fucking kill you

small towns in fiction looove having cyclical mysterious cases of deaths or disappearances every couple of decades. it's like enrichment to them

they should have adapted daphne du maurier's rebecca with the muppets

hmm... *gets in evil bed and holds my evil stuffed animal* evil night.. *turns off my fucked up evil lamp*