Just another fanfiction writer

thank uou for showing me your little white boy i do not like him can you put him away please

the thing is as a stoner i KNOW in my bones that kain would be terrible at getting high. don't share that joint with him he's just going to get (more) weird and paranoid (than usual)

Love character relationships that can only be described as "whatever the fuck these two have going on"

my rooster doesn’t crow when the sun rises, he crows when he hears humans wake up, like you can literally just roll over in bed and he’s like “hoLY SHIT THAT’S A PEOPLE THE HUMAN ISAWAKE AHHH AHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

the same rooster - god guys he’s so cute - he always lets hens eat treats first and won’t have any treats until they’ve had as much as they want, unless it’s a blueberry. shit, blueberries are like serious fucking business for Pharaoh. he’s a gentleman until the damn blueberries come out and then he don’t play no fuckin games

such pretty golden feet!

🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 BEAUTIFULLY RENDERED BEEFCAKE ALERT

so embarrassing when i forget im checking someone's blog and i start scrolling through and liking and reblogging shit as if it's just my dash. it feels like wandering into someone else's apartment and not noticing and making myself lunch

reblog if i can wander into your apartment (blog) and make myself lunch (like and reblog as if it's my dash)