Because I Can

formative years? aren’t they all?

show me a permanent self and i will show you a facade or a corpse

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

I love environmental storytelling

Its fucking hieroglyphs with you people

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

bisexuality gives you +4 dark magic

What jobs even exist

king

King

“Pack it up boys we’ve made a social blunder” is the funniest sentence I’ve ever read 😭😭😭😭😭

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say