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Fiber arts is just Math in sheep's clothing

Math is really tiring, im so glad i finally get to relax and do some knitting and crochet and i oh god oh my what the fuck

I have a maths degree. Crochet has taught me that actually, no, I cannot count

oh to one day live in a world that doesn't hinge on the whims of the united states of fucking america.

goddamn stomach so strong it eats anthrax

It pisses me the fuck off that yoga is actually ancient and really good for you. Part of me still feels like it was invented to extract wealth from white socal moms.

I hate New age shit so much I actually get kinda mad when cleaning my room and drinking water actually improves my mood.

Like what do you mean moderate exercise and disciplined self respect actually improve my life. Cut the bullshit and invent cigarettes that are good for me already.

Did you intentionally make him Cajun before that screencap or was that baked into the prompt already. I ask only because the eyes as green as the bayou got me good

he's naturally australian so i gave him an upgrade

I hate work I should be at the (remembers I don't want to go to the club) the imagination