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have you guys ever seen a crocodile with its fingies out

everything you see on tumblr is biased towards the perspectives of the types of people who post a lot on tumblr. this is essential to remember

i have a Persian agenda where i encourage every man i know to grow the longest and prettiest hair possible

personal agenda. Personal.

i’m speechless. there’s a guy for everything.

being mutuals with really skilled artists is so funny. van gogh & monet are in the tags of my shitposts telling me they love my sense of humor. I feel like roger rabbit

idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????

I've seen hundreds - maybe even thousands - of images over the years. and so i've become somewhat of an expert on the topic