Chin Up, Buttercup

I believe authors should be cryptic and unhelpful in the interpretation of their own work or even act like they’re dead and never comment on it ever

its probably a normal sign for the economy that all of my adulthood fantasies are like "imagine having your own kitchen living room and bathroom to decorate" "what if i could get on a train" "maybe one day i could purchase a sturdy pair of shoes" "i should save and invest in a single bicycle"

self discipline is so hard like. i know the sucker who's in charge...a pushover who hates authority and loves hedonism

i always click the "track package" button as soon as i get the email. "oh boy i wonder where my package is!" warehouse.

Leather fetishes are back in cuz everything is polyester these days.. touching real HQ material in 2026 is enough to give anyone a little sexual zing