Chin Up, Buttercup

new DB Cooper theory: he went up

the year is 2035. the new beauty standard is for women to cut their ears off, as ears are a masculine trait which make the face look too big and hearing isnt necessary as it doesnt align with being demure. evil feminists say perhaps this is unnecessary and ears are natural. women are agressively proclaiming they are cutting their ears off due to sensory issues

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

What they aren't telling these kids that's really dangerous is that if you do make it all the way to the heart of a Scientology building, the autosave will lock you into entering the Tom Cruise boss fight chamber, and you won't be able to leave until you defeat him in combat.