I have a belt and I'm not afraid to hang myself

SPITE

Legends only

I CAN’T BREATHE

unrestrained summer fun

Oh no I’ve made a horrible mistake! I just wanted to draw it a nice thicc butt. That looks like the end of the road. A cul-de-sack, if you will.

LINGUINI HAS A RAT ACCENT 

I mean his name is Alfredo Linguini so I always assumed he was Italian

I’m sorry his first name is Alfredo?

ALFREDO???

he’s American you guys his mother was American it was mentioned in the beginning

I’m sorry, I’ve moved on to the fact his mother was going through her cupboard for baby names

*blows kiss down to the ground (for the skeletons)*

I hate how on Tumblr, a username like lisa486 is almost certainly a pornblot, while someone named solidsnakesasscheeks is almost certainly a real person

I could be a porn bot if I wanted to

I didn’t know how much I needed this until I heard it.

The original song is how depression felt at first, this version is how it feels now

@l-heure-du-the this is so VIOLENTLY your fucking aesthetic

From “… nothing matters…” to “NOTHING MATTERS! :D”

LOVE THIS

Take the baby love the baby keep the baby

I love the cat communal instinct for raising kittens.

Cats will see a baby and go "is anyone gonna adopt that?" and not wait for an answer.

i like songs that you need to break in, like new shoes

it might not be hitting for you the first few times, but by the 8th listen it’s like, so good

on april 13, 2007, andrew hussie uploaded the first panel of his new webcomic, homestuck, to mspaintadventures.com. this has made a lot of people very upset and was widely regarded as a bad move.