Dino Butt

take my hand 🫴 let's write self-indulgent fanfic together forever

getting murdered but i can’t even afford the name brand stuff so im getting snawed in half and scrabbed to death and shit

Normal People Deserve To Park At the Front Too, Skinny People Are Oppressed Because Someone Once Told Me To Eat More, That’s Racist Against White People, Misandry Is a Tangible Form Of Oppression, and Billionaires Deserve Love Too. die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die

Obviously the boyfriends of bisexual women should make out with each other at pride. Is everyone except me a moron?

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

every time y’all say “I want to fuck that old man” then point at a 30 year old you are introducing an invasive species into the fuckable old man ecosystem

i'm aware that the introvert website might but the wrong audience BUT please tell me your default karaoke song in the tags (for bonus points also tell me the song you WISH you could sing at karaoke but it's too obscure for the karaoke booths to have)

i very much want to clarify before people get mad at me: i am not saying this is a thing that matters genuinely literally at all ever. i just am curious if most people care or are even aware of this.