Cloudy with a chance of content

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep

Pulitzer Prize type shit

Why's this dude built like crash bandicoot

Everything about this damn post is so funny to me. The lighting of the arm from the flash. The posing of the arm like a dramatic death from a novella. The fact the photo somehow got taken still and looks this good. The subreddit name. The fact this guy really is built like crash bandicoot

really love looking through a bunch of 100+ year old paintings or sculptures by one artist and seeing the same face pop up again and again on different characters. especially when the features are distinctive enough that you know that face must've belonged to a real person, but the model is unnamed and unknown. you were most likely a sex worker who posed on the side for extra cash and the world probably looked down upon you, yet the snowy marble angel on the pedestal wears your face without shame. you are nameless and long dead, but you are ophelia or aphrodite or danaë, immortal. we never met and yet here you are, locking eyes with me across the garden like an old friend

miss information? i thought her name was patchouli knowledge...

does anybody remember that dancing gir gif that was on EVERY late 2000s/early 2010s invader zim deviantart/myspace post

It’s much older than that. I remember 2003 Deviantart every other damn person had a lo res version of that gif as their avatar. DancingGir.gif is the universal experience of 2000’s internet.

i owe you my life

I remember making this the desktop wallpaper for one of the computers at my school. Except I set it to “tile”, so the entire background of the computer was taken up by hundreds of continuously-dancing GIRs. Good times

It's incredibly sad people have to resort to this, but it's a damn good resource. Use it. Spread awareness. Maybe one day people with physical disabilities won't need DIYs like this. But until then, reblog and share.

I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare

mammals whenever they encounter any sort of problem: hold on let me secrete a useful fluid

"Have we tried mucus *and* keratin?"