AbracaFUCK YOU

#the beauty of tumblr is that any new show i start i'm able to say oh that's my friend. from gif.

service industry conditions

Hey dude. I noticed that you seem to be having a lot of symbolic association with the ouroboros icon and I just wanted to know if you were like. ok. or like, that you're experiencing time linearly and not stuck in an eternal loop of the same events.

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I love this thing.

What the fuck you you mean these aren't identical sextuplets????

my faceblindness was like, yeah ok boys will be boys until i saw that comment and reallozed they are not just six white boys

Utterly baffling

If you anoy me your spirit is sick. You have evil secreted within ygou.

1984

The neurodivergent urge to wonder if you are performing Friendliness correctly. If your Friendliness has been appropriately calibrated to the situation at hand.

Today my professor picked up a garter snake, said “Ow!” five times as it bit him, set it back down, and said, “Okay. That’s one defense mechanism snakes have.”

It’s so unfair i don’t get to see where evolution will go in 50 million years