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Damn. They’re putting my ass in a ASOIAF prologue chapter tomorrow

I wasn’t in the script but the directors liked it so much they decided to leave it in

Rest assured the blood money is going to a great cause

Edging or bust

We always say “hit me like a truck” like it’s a bad thing. But maybe it feels good

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was putting a ball under one of three cups and moving them around so fast I couldn’t see where it ended up

Attention: I saw something evil on the evil app

Hate to brag but I have a new secure message from my provider 😏

In lieu of gifts the bride and groom have requested a great reckoning

🎶 The wizard takes it alllllll

I gave cruelty a shot in my 20s and it honestly wasn't even that fun

Tell us about your experience. Here at business, punishing our employees is important to us

*finally hitting send on a post after tweaking it for 20 minutes* I'm sorry m'lord... I've reached the limit of my arts

*after scrolling for 4 hours straight* Damn some of y’all need to log off 😭

How to get away with burger

There’s something kinda heartwarming about watching people hang out and have fun