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this girl must have pussy like a pizza bc Everytime she fucks me I have little seizures

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walking down the street and saw someone walking the other direction with a pig in a harness and leash and I stupidly asked, "is that a pig?" and he replied, "I sure hope it is, it was a pig when I left the house"

Fanfiction is insane. You can write porn so good you make friends.

andy weir was pretty funny for the names in this one you gotta admit. hi here are my characters their names are Strategy and Mercy and you’ll never guess their most prominent traits

eventually we are introduced to my third character who is, by all appearances, a sentient rock. and his name? …heh. well,

when are they going to make a tv show about two women fucking all the time. that is also sponsored by the canadian government