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Ok so thanks for voting on this but i need you to reblog it too

The Thing they don't tell You about having a dead friend Is that you'll find them EVERYWHERE. I'm talking Roblox, Spotify, WhatsApp, EVERYWHERE.

And the worst thing about having a dead friend? Can't steal her wifi anymore. Probably closely followed by the fact that She's Dead

do you want to play dead bodies with me

floats along your dash face down and quiet and cold

attracts flies and starts to smell bad

Do you remember the episode of Spongebob where he's training gary for the snail race and does a coach persona + calls gary a girl and has an aside where he's like "I called you a lady to demean you 🤓" and right after he says that it cuts to sandy and she somehow telepathically feels that Spongebob just did something misogynistic and us like I feel like I need to kick Spongebobs ass for some reason. And then she appears just at the end of the episode to kick his ass.

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

instead of either having a server be muted or unmuted discord should introduce a setting called special princess mode where the server is muted except ☝🏽 for one person that is your special princess and the emoji0oo990op09iop09i8o09i8op09iolp-09op-0opyujiko8o9i8ukol9iukolp9i8uki sorry. i got a drop of oil on my keyboard bc i was eating hummus with a little bit of olive oil earlier and i was cleaning that off. anyway and the notification icon is a heart. and they have to to call it that.

having collaborative ocs with friends will have you saying shit like "what if scimble was bumpus wouldnt that be funny" and then like two weeks later its one of the most important pieces of lore you have

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

y encima de todo tenemos la boa de 3 metros no hay paz en este pais

y encima de todo tenemos la boa de 3 metros no hay paz en este pais