Please stop he is drowning…..

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it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

happy pride month 2021 I ain’t quittin’ you…

u can be boiling alive in your mind for months and then on a random tuesday ur head gets so clear and life is worth living again and you're like damn what was all that about then

quarterly reminder that if i reblog something ai-generated it is 110% and always an accident and for the love of god please tell me so i can delete it from my blog

ma'am, I'm going to place you on a brief hold while I look for a reaction image

like to charge, reblog to cast.

everything will probably be fine but i have to get really anxious just in case

woe! texted a casual acquaintance "I've been considering getting into knotting"

Why?

KNITTING TYPO

thank you faithful henchpeople of tumblr. you do my bidding well...

*nods sagely* in the spirit of penis

just saw a deactivated mutual's post on my dash. that's my dead wife's corpse you're all dragging around

I also reblog this guys dead wife.

im so fucking stupid

i'm crying laughing this is so funny

I would reblog this one million times if I could

As a matter of fact you can!

"show me where it hurts" I say, handing you a model of one of the sandworms from dune

For a city to be walkable. It must also be sittable.