Forever in Debt to a Raccoon

(happy sigh) i love when legato commits atrocities

yuri and yaoi are some of the best, most sacred things in the entire world

My hobbies include reading, writing and doing neither of those things

I wish I was a muppet so I could flail uncontrollably with no consequences. And for the scrunch

Why healing wound so itchy if itching wound while healing so bad????????

peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it

dont do this

it forms a dry skin at the top made of the sour pellets. not a great start.

tastes really good actually. i also feel like i am about to explode.

do not do this.

Oh boy, a bunch of stone spikes standing in a barren wasteland. I'm certain this is a place of honor, and that many highly esteemed deeds are commemorated here. A place of value to be sure!

I'm glad that people are still having fun on tumblr even after we found out about the frightening ghoul that reblogs posts but doesn't say anything

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STAFF MAKE POLLS EDITABLE I LOOK LIKE A FOOL BECAUSE OF YOU NOW

STOP REBLOGGING THIS VERSION 😭