:^)

if nobody got me I know listening to music and creating fake scenarios got me

Actually the meaning of life is forcing all your friends to watch the extended editions of the lord of the rings at least once. Just so you know.

me every night wazzaaah

#Please little bird

I love that the modern-day tumblr post equivalent of chain emails only requires me to reblog a relatively pleasant image instead of forward an email to a bunch of my friends and family members to quell my raging anxiety.

It’s a win win. I get a bit of hope, you get a cute birb photo

dear professor i cant seem to lock in. its so over

another reminder to self

i need to lock innnnn 😭😭

u survive literally every single event in your life & still every time a new event happens you feel like this is the event that will kill you and that you will never move on from but actually you will continue to survive like you always have bc u have a 100% win rate of surviving events. btw

april fools in a few weeks. who will ask me to be their fool

there are things i wanna be that i already was

I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord