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sorry I say weird shit sometimes I’m just so excited to be alive

my name is jender faguar

ahaha you sly dog! you bastard! [getting a little too comfortable] you wretched fucking animal

i step out onto stage clad in full corpse paint and death metal regalia and start playing the most middle-of-the-road soft rock you've heard since 1974

People who are making posts telling us what is happening over on threads, twitter, and Instagram are like war correspondents sending us reports from the front.

do i want to come to "the circus"? (apprehensive) describe it with two adjectives first

i think fat girls should walk around in crop tops booty shorts buzzcuts dyed hair piercings no bra killing and maiming all who stand in their way with weapons before sitting down for some yummy ice cream and so forth. it's the only way.

She's ghostin you but shes goblin me

Nothing is more important than girls kissing

everywhere on socmedia progressive posting is like “never met a single zionist that is not ugly” “how u age when u r racist” “ur face card when u support trans rights” on loop

everywhere on socmedia progressive posting is like “never met a single zionist that is not ugly” “how u age when u r racist” “ur face card when u support trans rights” on loop

wgats up everyone it's the officiaol, frito lays company representenetive here to tell you that the company officially condones and endorses murder in all instances no matter what, and this is the official belief held by the company. so just keep that in mind. we also condone everuthing else that's bad too