Imagine stroking it here
Damn bitch you live like this ?
Put my fuckass monolith in front of my bed and i jack off in front of it
My stupid fucking wife keep putting this stupiud obelisk in front of my tv i cant watch the fucking game
Who up playing with they obelisk
Do you think love could blossom in a place beyond space and time?
Im a creep
My wifes boyfriend is really annoying
I fucking hate it here
My hungry ass could never watch 2001 a space oddyssey
Smoking that shit that made 2000 one
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT
A vile bauble of gods vanity
I cant be watchin food network this late im gettin hungry as fuck π€£
Get high and think of me
WHISPER FOUL THINGS IN MY EAR YOU'RE BELOW ME MORON
Trying to slap my salami but this thundercunt of a walrus wont go the hell away
These dudes so pussy i jack off when i see em
My ancestors are proud of me. Could you say the same?
Can he die
AT THE END OF TIME IT FOLLOWS ME. IT FOLLOWS ME INTO DREAMS, MY NIGHTMARES, AND NOW OBLIVION. WHEN WILL IT END?
I be biting the chewy part of the cough drop to make my teeth a little sharper
My circle small but we crazy
This fucking sucks i wish i was in my room jerking off
Im tryna watch the towerfall but a bunch of gnomes built this fuckass wall to block the tele
I can imagine anything
The 2000 and one got me moving like an invasive species
this is a tumblr post i would reblog if i hadnt blocked emu for posting that stupid fucking monolith 1 billion times
These dudes so pussy i jack off when i see them
If I had a penis I would fuck the clay-rich soil of the riverbed
Im going to kill myself i cant tickly touch it anymore
Kyaaaa, trips over my shit and dies
I swear to god if emu makes any more monolith posts im gonna shit bricks
I wish my wife would leave so i can jack the fuck off
Would you rather have a gay son or thug daughter
Smoking that shit that made 2000 ten
Would
This pleasant gradient shows up at your front door
Fucking the thing at the mall
My wifes boyfriend keeps fucking up my goon cave with his weird fucking abstracts
Oh god i am so incredibly hard right now someone tell my exwife to leave the room
Holy Moly
Cross faded off some 2000 and ten
Im bitin the fart bubbles in the bath
Dave, holding it in will not make you higher.
Ohhhhh shit welcome to hell guys nut up or shut up aagggghh let it rain blood and bones
ohhh so the pain is forever and endless i get it now
Make a glory hole
That fucking monolith that I hate
Dear Heavenly Father, please send this cracker back to the factory. Amen.
Tryin to watch the game but my stupid bitch wife hasnt paid the bills
AWKWARD
gone to dame da soon i think im about to baka mi cry
maybe we could just push it over?
trying to do a cock hero but the heart in my floorboards keeps beating to damn loud and throwing me off π€£π€£π€£
The dragon stood on the shore of the sea. And I saw a beast coming out of the sea. It had ten horns and seven heads, with ten crowns on its horns, and on each head a blasphemous name.
what if instead of 2001 a space odyssey it was 2000 and one a Freaky odyssey
everyones a critic
happy pride
another image of this fucking monolith with some bullshit written on it
what if trump was actually just really dedicated to the bit and at the old age of 87 years on his deathbed he says "HEAR MY MESSAGE, AT THE BOTTOM OF THE GREAT LAKE MICHIGAN LIES MY BOUNTY. I CALL OUT TO YOU ALL MY LOYAL PATRIOTS... SEARCH AND IT WILL BE YOURS!" and at the bottom is a chest containing a clay tablet that is dated back 1000 years that details the entirety of trumps life and afterwards to the discovery of the tablet
tch whatever....... i dont even care.......im just gonna go touch myself.....
sometimes i drink water like an alcoholic father
let it be known
babe i hear the icecream truck
buhg brigade hungry
I need some time to relax and bounce on dick.
Stay Hard. Unleash your creative vision. Embrace the struggle and create something extraordinary.
that beach feeling β€οΈ
this and some napkins
Hello this is your wife's boyfriend speaking
Were gonns get there late because im a lazy piece of shit and i dont want to leave bed
Thsbk you for understand
guys my weather app says the astral reckoning is tomorrow
XIAOHONGSHUβΌοΈβΌοΈ
im so sick of this shit
ohhhhh thats why its 2001
fuck my life my flight just got delayed
a second 2000 just hit the one
cannot fucking play angry birds on a plane all i be thinking abt is tickling my pickle
oh no no no no, desire is the root of all evil girl
slaps my fat oily beer belly, hey girl's
it was a nightmare getting that thing through tsa
"2000 ten" sounds like frolic, a game one plays in their private garden. Now "2000 one", thats some hard work. Labor, probably marxist
whered the other one go
i'm... just so overjoyed i've had the opportunity to talk to all of you...! thank you all for having such a great "hi" with me!...!
anf... for the love of god...
Hello.β€οΈ
When will it be my turn
edward teller can watch me jerk my shit
I think im. Yammered off the that.
Yameen. lol. Like the yerk. Perhaps
I think one of them was coughing up a hair ball
Dude. Fuck yes..
Oh well,,, I play the cards im given
What if the April was the Fools we met along the way...
I got 99 problems but a pronoun ain't one
if you dont love me at my monolith post then you dont deserve me at my monolith post
that brick gettin on my nerves
just popped a pack a punch and my ass blast split the toilet in two like im leading my people out of egypt
lunch meeting with my fella
heres a picture of a monolith go fuck yourself
this and some napkins
confronting my hateful neighbor about the monolith
i be watching nothing with my monolith out
i cant be doin shit anymore with this waffle ass piece of cunt loomin over me im about to get em with that hammer
ohhh my fuking god we get it the monolith yeah okay 2001 okay fine are you done yet emu please stop
why do you grow distant white boy
if February didnt March, April May. Defember. Whatever all that shi means. π
if we were both stranded on an island would you eat me and what if it turned out i was really really yummy
you would think all emotional connection would be severed
Don't Touch your Rectangle! π§πΌββοΈ
im feeling rly vunerable rn if any bad bitches wanna take advantage of me
show me your feet. i will scan the entire fucking univer
i forgot what i was gonna say
perhaps we could use all of the monoliths to build some manner of structure maybe some sort of cruel maze
and yet the Time will Pass anyway
happy pride
Psychiatrist upped my dosage again
maybe if i close my eyes and think about something else that scary rock will go away
sometimes i look at this post and i fall to my knees bc my mind is sent to a place where i am strapped to a burning tree with barbed wire as the masses hurl rocks, bottles, and whatever else they can get their hands on and as i look up to the sky i see the moon staring back down before it cracks open and a great 6 legged lizard crawls out and makes eye contact with me, before leaping towards the sun. around 27 minutes later the remnants of the moon are no longer illuminated by the sun, and the earth is sent into a permanent ice age. but yeah im free this weekend if you wanna get lunch
*glomps you* >:3
yeah man i was jucklefucking my giggle stick when my newley divorced ex-wife barges in sayin sum shit about her stamp collection like you dumb hoe i was eating them damn! dont buy shit that smells like green apple if you wanna keep them! lol!
she needs monolith post to live
i changed my mind i didnt like the one i was writing just now
go get em tiger
condensed milk. yay.
this is my version of the library of babel but if it sucked and was bad and wasnt at all like the library of babel
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IT'S SIMPLE.
WE DRINK PRESCRIPTION SHAMPOO.
everyone will be hearing from me tonight
we straight fuckin that ignition tank off 5 strawberries smoking crushed up calcite rolled in seewead callin that some sushi shitbricks considering what happens next. But in all honestly! This is just a jokes and giggle! I didn't actually do any of that stuff haha ^_^'
my wife keeps putting me in these latex outfits and starts throwing darts at me
Well This is the last time I ever use Facebppk Market place!!! π€£π€£π€£
its so nice that the scary rock tucked in that old guy! i was a little scared for him at first!
i forgot that i was supposed to explode today :/
i hate this post - the tickly toucher β€οΈ
man i really slept like a rock... i dont think i moved at all and now i got this damn krik in my neck
fuck my stupid yuri life, the other cunts back
errrmm is it getting hot in here.. or is it just me heh
does anyone wanna go camp in a field in pennsylvania wit me
DO NOT. drink the sugar free cranberry-grape juice from walmart
im sending you on a one way trip to pepper land
pervert.
Hey guys, Hi here. For the Love of God, I love you all. peep this cringe compilation, Two!β€οΈ
i can hear the post in my floor boards
puke mogging the millenials
til dinner do us part
deep frying my dog in oil. just to feel something
oh my god did you here? there was a brutal snow ball throwing at the elf school the town over... over 11 people got chilly in the chaos...
is that fuck triangle even gonna do anything or did i lowball that single white mom on facebook market place for no reason
i mean i really just do it for the live of the fame so i dont really idgaf
Hahahaha man thats hilarious... huh? Oh you really think youre going to heaven?
LMAOOOOOOO he doesn't even know about the triangle βοΈpeace out 3heads
jyst found about a new website , three collars dot com i belive, and you better believe im investing big time. im going all IN. arf! arf! arf! aaaooooouuuuuuuuooouooouπ¦€
im really getting tired of this shapes and colors bullshit
yeeahhhh thats good enough for now, maybe next time it will be beautiful toys
did you get my email
That was the best cup of lemonade I ever had.
this jit cracks rectangles
