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needless to say they are hopelessly dependent on the ingot

a kitty is like a stuffed animal that is so heavy and it bite you and she loves you so much and you're best friends

crazy how clint eastwood by gorillaz is like, certainly amongst the top 100 songs of the noughties considering it is, on paper, a song by a fake cartoon band where del tha funkee homosapien raps about how he’s a ghost possessing the band’s fake cartoon drummer over a beat which is literally a yamaha keyboard’s dub preset

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

they should make a soup that fixes everything. one sip and you are free. one slurp and it all makes sense

i always fall for opening the comments section and then go ahhh right i forgot. the concept of nuance and non-universal experiences just doesn't exist to some people

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

ok i regret not unmuting this earlier

the wailing phantom