Iām telling you that if God is real, he donāt like women cuz this is the type of men he be leaving for us to date and marry.
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Iām telling you that if God is real, he donāt like women cuz this is the type of men he be leaving for us to date and marry.

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This was undoubtedly the best one.
smth happened to a friend of mine that i have to describe in greentext form bc i feel like itās the best medium for the story give me a minute
>be me
>gay
>recently out
>at my first pride
>having a good time
>someone throws a rainbow rubber ball into the crowd
>i catch it
>hear a girl behind me go ādamn my dogās gonna be so disappointed you caught thatā
>turn around
>sheās holding a leash
>theres a guy with a dog collar and a puppy mask on the end of the leash
>he says āi really wanted that ballā
lifehack: when you see a Take One candy bowl in a restaurant, wait until noones looking and shovel candy into your pockets. god may judge you but his sins outnumber your own
āGod may judge you but his sins outnumber your own.ā We really need to start collecting and sourcing these Potent Quotables.
everyone shut up and post keanu reeves

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Donald Trump is calling for āextreme vettingā of immigrants. Can his own supporters pass the test? Jordan Klepper investigates.
Invalidate them all!!!!!šš¾šÆ
So my grandmother passed recently, and I got her will
My birth father was always a piece of shit, always stealing from his mother and ditching his kids whenever he could, I got to his part of the will and
Grammy had the last laugh
This is actually done for legal reasons. If Chad was excluded from the will entirely, he could make the case that he was supposed to be included but was forgotten, and get a big chunk of the estate. By explicitly giving him $1, it shows he wasnāt forgotten so he doesnt have a case.
Suck it, Chad.
parks and rec had the best minor characters
Gogspeed, Sis!
this is the most beautiful woman iāve ever seen in my entire life
I literally had to close my laptop and catch my breath goddamnā¦
#married dorks

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Elvira: Mistress of the Dark (1988) dir. James Signorelli
Herstory.
(this movie was pretty good and Elvira is the essence of campy comedy)
Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018)Ā
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Where does it say in the constitution or any of the amendments that eating is a human right?
it also doesnāt say you have a right to not be murdered, its a piece of paper dipshit not some holy manuscript passed down by god all mighty to be the sum total of human morality
Also literally it says ālife, liberty, and the pursuit of happinessā. Guess what you need for life dipshit
Wait, there are people who think human rights are decided by whats written in the constitution? The american constitution?
Friendly reminder that when the UN voted to declare food a human right, there was exactly oneĀ country that votedĀ ānoā
Cult of Chucky (2017) dir, Don Mancini
This is me too.

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shipping incest or pedophilia is not anĀ āunpopular opinionā it is fucking disgusting and fundamentally wrong and anyone who disagrees with this post can just unfollow me right now
iāve lost four followers already since posting this so in the spirit of weeding out the trash iām going to reblog this again
me:
my brain: so take me BACKĀ to CONsantinOPle, no you canāt goĀ BACKĀ to CONsantinOPle, been a long time gone,Ā CONsantinOPle, why did CONsantinOPle get the WORKS? thatās NOboDYās business but THE TURKS [draws breath]
me: wh-
my brain:
WHOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA