I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

tumblr version of "you sir have won the internet. have an updoot"

man come on

i did this for like 5 minutes . Consecutively. I’m easily entertained

Margaret thing i love is when shes like one of you men should do this its what men do! And then any one of the totally ineffectual gayboys shes saddled with does such a terrible job at whatever task it is that shes like actually never mind ill do it get out of the way

Everyone envies me for my shrimp lighter

i really don’t have the time to be the way i am

Old man, sitting in the pool steps reading his book

UNRESTRAINED SUMMER FUN

one day, i hope to be moved from your downloads folder into somewhere more deliberate

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

if the satanic panic was happening now a lot of you guys would be like “DNI if you don’t believe survivors of satanic ritual abuse at daycare”

have already been accused of being a fascist for making this post

I dare you to explain what "satanic panic" is supposed to symbolize here. Did you refrain from saying "red scare" or especially "war of drugs" cause you knew if you said that people would stop for a minute and consider before rebloging this nonsense post mindlessly? Or is this about survivor of violence or rape? Or just what tf is this about?

have you considered googling “satanic panic.” sometimes if you look up words you don’t know you can find out what they mean

before they invented special effects movies would just kill the actors

the term "dummy", used to describe the fake stand-ins that were eventually used for scenes where characters were thrown off of cliffs, out windows, etc, came from the derogatory term given to actors before who were "dummies" for doing a job that gets them killed

i know folks are gonna call me a pedo for this one, but i grew up seeing my mom and grandma naked. they had health issues and at times needed care and help showering. and i truly think more kids need to be shown the nonsexual reality of naked women at a young age. there is nothing sexual about my grandmothers breasts, they were simply body parts. more women die of heart attacks because people are too afraid of breasts to do real chest compressions, because they are scared to touch their breasts. the sexualization of our bodies literally kills us. i need people to be more normal about naked bodies and i'm 100% serious.