olivia colman slapped my arm

trees are very 🥺 because sometimes i’ll stand under the shade of a tree and look up at it and it’ll sway its branches about in the wind and i’m like oh my God i’m alive and YOU’RE alive. we are alive together and made up of the same starry stuff and standing right next to each other in this moment on this earth. do u feel it when i reach out and press my hand to your trunk? can you hear me? i think you’re so neat. and then the sunlight filters through its leaves just so and that lovely green color leaves me dazzled. it’s just very nice to be an alive thing next to a different sort of alive thing

“It’s just very nice to be an alive thing next to a different sort of alive thing” I’m in love

anyone else up thinking about lady monica baddingham

24/7

this pride month we're bringing back bury your gays I guess. In the year of our lord 2026. It's happening 👍

You’ve heard of “i didn’t say it was good, i said i liked it,” get ready for “i said it had some technical problems & didn’t fully deliver on its themes, not that i didn’t like it”

theyre saying you have to go to work again tomorrow even though you just went today

shows really can be misogynistic, queerphobic AND badly written but still be massively successful as long as there’s a lot of straight sex, huh

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)