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To new, inexperienced drivers:
so idk if they teach you this in drivers’ ed class or whatever, but if you see someone in the opposite direction flashing their high beams at you, they’re NOT being a dick. they’re saying, “SLOW DOWN, I just saw a police car back there”.
If I hadn’t known that today, I wouldn’t have noticed the police car hiding in its fox hole and gotten a ticket for going 20 over the speed limit. and I’m glad I don’t have to pay $80 for a dumb mistake!!!
In deer country this is also used to warn others about a herd up ahead. In either case, the double flash means that some nonsense is occurring and ya gotta slow down!
Double-flash also means “turn on your headlights”. Basically, if someone’s flashing their brights, pay super-close attention and figure out what’s going on.
They could ALSO be flashing them to tell you to turn YOUR brights off because you’re blinding them! It’s common courtesy to turn your brights off for oncoming traffic, but not everyone knows this~
I’ve also seen it used to warn of an accident ahead. Basically anytime someone flashes their brights at you, if your own lights are 1) on, and 2) not on bright, you can take it to mean “slow down and pay attention for the next stretch of road particularly.”
Whether that’s for a speed trap, a herd of deer, or four fire trucks, two ambulances, and a dozen squad cars all clustered around what used to be two vehicles, slowing down and paying attention is good for you and can save you a lot of money and/or heartache.
HOW DARE????

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when you open with a brutal homophobic attack it’s just way more satisfying and powerful to end with gay people saving each other from evil and living happily ever after than it is to end with someone dying and your gay character who’s in love with him being sad… like ok ok i get it not all stories have to wrap up neatly but why is it that, for instance, ben and beverly just get the cleanest most vanilla happy ending and the gay character does not. like hello. the tonal whiplash when we go from seeing richie consumed by grief to watching ben and beverly flirting under water is absolutely insane
like this isn’t “just not that kind of a story” where love doesn’t last and the characters don’t find happiness… the characters DO find happiness just not the gay ones
being an adult is just. you wake up and tell other people your back hurts
not to be controversial but respect trans women or die by my sword
and my bow
And my axe
it also stresses me out when vampires just bite someone and they bleed ALL over the place and the vampire has their mouth on the bite for like ONE SECOND then comes away COVERED in blood and drops the person to the floor and then they go and kill like 2 MORE PEOPLE LIKE!!!!
imagine if you went out with your friend and bought a can of pepsi, shook it up real good, opened it, and just let it fuckin’ rip directly into your face for a good ten seconds with your mouth wide open, then dropped the can of whatever’s left on the floor and were like “damn….if only I didn’t need 5 cans of pepsi a day to get my fix.”
YOU!!!!!
DON’T!

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obsessed with those stone stairs and archways in the middle of the woods that remain standing after the rest of the building has fallen to ruin
portals
Don’t walk up the stairs
if i want to get abducted by the fae that’s MY choice and you can’t stop me
concept: constructing a house to let it be purposefully reclaimed by the forest. Yes, that’s my dream house.
I worked at Cracker Barrel when the duck dynasty guy said he doesn’t understand being gay or something I literally don’t remember but everyone lost their damn minds so cracker barrel got pressured into taking all its duck dynasty stuff off the shelves which at the time was like 87% of their merchandise and do you know how many 65 year old men thought that I was Personally Responsible for that decision
Old dudes thought I was Undercover Boss and if they yelled loud enough I’d say “ya got me. I’m the Cracker Barrel CEO. The big CB. I AM the Barrel. The Law. I’ll put that stuff back up right away.”
More than one of them yelled at me for violating their first amendment rights. Which, you know, includes the explicit right to purchase Duck Dynasty Wall Clocks at Cracker Barrel for 35.99 USD.
Corporate actually issued scripts to us to deal with the situation.
And then it got more wild bc one of my coworkers remembered I was gay and thought I must be so hurt by everything.
She and my other coworkers were like “this must be so hard for you. I’m so sorry.”
And it was really considerate and sweet but I was like
the duck dynasty man lives in a swamp and is famous for having a beard. I didn’t…… like……I wasn’t invested in his opinion.
i don’t lose hyperfixations they just go dormant until I hear something about it like a sleeper agent
men and nonbinary people who have breasts are totally normal and cool actually
also this is true regardless of whether they bind or plan to have top surgery
This also goes for nonbinary people who have breasts because they’re on HRT or have undergone breast augmentation surgeries.
I felt sad when I had to give up binding due to acid reflux/difficulty breathing. Seeing this post made me feel better.

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have decided to abandon all my preconceived notions of self/attempts at presentation and become this guy
Good afternoon, the academic culture of “if you’re not overworking, you don’t deserve success” is unhealthy.