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Hello bisexual community

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[In a room where it's all quiet]: Wow it's like a western front in here

Under communism the wait staff will not ask if Pepsi is okay. You will not even find out that's its Pepsi instead of coke until you take your first sip. Unless you train like me, to know the difference from the sound of the Fizz alone, that is the only way we can beat communism and I can teach you. Take my hand. Not like that you grabbed it gay. Stop. Giggles. I SAID STOP

I see a child run out in front of this car and I throw a black lace shawl over their shoulders, saving their life

I need to make something really elaborate and cool (doesn't move

I was bitten by an amazing digital serpent