live plague reaction.

i assumed this was porn

I assumed it was a sitcom.

the self is a guy you made up to get mad at

just so we’re clear if you’ve never actually seen a cybertruck in person and have only seen photos of them i cannot stress enough how much worse they look in real life. like i honestly don’t know how it’s possible. most things look basically the same in pictures and in real life. but as stupid and ugly as cybertrucks look in photos, every person i’ve spoken to who has seen one in real life agrees that they somehow look even worse in person. and i know you’re thinking to yourself “tah they already look so bad in photos, how can they possibly look even worse in person?” I DONT KNOW. the first time i saw one on the road i was on a phone call and i literally cut myself off in the middle of a sentence just to be like “oh my GOD.” just an incredibly, laughably, unbelievably bad vehicle. i’ve never experienced anything like it. they’re just so bad

we have an autism speaks cybertruck. ugly as hell. it’s literally vehicle wrapped with the puzzle pieces AND the infinity sign. bright blue, yellow, and red.

the word incel was fiurst uttered by a woman Femcel shouldn't be a word It's like chipmunks vs chipettes they're all fucking chipmunks Why are we pointlessly gendering them. also i never really got their deal. the chipettes were first presented as love interests and they made it very clear the chipmunks were climbing the tree over them but then dave adopted the chipettes and treated them like his kids too which you think would make it a little awkward when it comes to endeavors revolving around macking on any twinclones but it didn't stop any of that in the slightest the chipmunks are some sick fucking freaks. what i'm really getting at is that anyone can be an incel if they really put their heart into it but i do think we should find an appropriate word replacement for describing the type of human that the term Femcel entails

When I was a little boy, girls used to just do random cartwheels for no reason. Then one day, they stopped. Now that I am a man, no women randomly do cartwheels. This is because society is evil and killed the cartwheel impulse in their soul. They don't even spin horizontally anymore. It's fucked up.

Wasn't chiropracting invented by a guy who claimed to have learned it from a ghost, or is that a tumblr myth?

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

lot of people commenting on this post like "who eats lunch at 4pm that's a terrible time to eat lunch" yes. that is the point. 4pm lunch is inadvisable. 4pm lunch is not the ideal. 4pm lunch makes the mind demons real.

folks you’re never gonna believe what i did today

Actually you SHOULD make problematic content. You SHOULD explore dark or taboo topics. You SHOULD have a space where you can cope with your traumas or explore sensitive topics in a way that doesn't hurt anyone.