Bi bi 🖐🏳️‍🌈

love being trusted with “you cant tell anyone this” conversations and nodding a lot and forgetting everything they told me like god intended and going down as a trustworthy individual while doing literally zero work of ill or good

*me lying to men* oh wow that’s so interesting

me after 15 seconds of work: i just cant do this anymore

you ever just hand things to ur pet to sniff so they can feel included

okay but can someone explain to me why someone would need that many control panel windows open in windows xp

That comment made me feel so fuckin old

Young ass bitch

me doing normal human activities: is this allowed? is this allowed? am i allowed to do this? is this allowed? i don’t want to get in trouble can i do this is this allowed?

me: i hate boys boy: *slightly pays attention to me* me: 😩😩😍😍💦

why do i need to come out ? if you still think im straight then that's on you

*doesnt check my academic email* everythings OK