happy birthday, gilbert baker. (june 2, 1951 — march 31, 2017)

you will struggle to say the unsayable thing for five years straight. and then it will suddenly become easy on a Wednesday morning

"i be profen" .. uhhh okay? and michael be jordan

my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush

Forget About Your Boyfriend And Meet Me At The Hotel Room. You Can Bring Your Girlfriends And Meet Me At The Hotel Room. We At The Hotel Motel Holiday Inn. We At The Hotel Motel Holiday Inn.

Women being described as handsome >>>>>>>>>>>>

*first time using gay slang* you look like you're wearing a wig!! and you look like a cunt!!!

you really do turn thirty and everything is different and sometimes better. if you're in line for thirty stay in line bro

putting 'ethical rpfer' in my hinge bio the way people use 'ethical nonmonogamy'

im trying a new thing called being earnest

SCARED

scared.

im trying a new thing called being earnest

SCARED