you were my because

t shirt that says “i used to be worse”

unless you want to teach small kids about a laundry list of sex acts, they're not going to even recognise many acts of CSA as sexual in nature. instead, we need to have children who are raised with an expectation of bodily autonomy and who feel comfortable complaining when they're made or asked to do things they don't feel comfortable with. we need children to have the expectation that those complaints will be taken seriously and that they'll receive backup to make sure situations like that don't continue. if their desires for bodily autonomy are consistently ignored, how can we expect them to speak out when something confusing and uncomfortable happens with their parent, cousin, or babysitter? we've already taught them that what they feel comfortable with doesn't matter

I'm shy at first and then im like donkey from shrek

*smirking* you couldn't waterboard that out of me, but even if torture was an effective method of information extraction and not a futile display of state-sanctioned sadism, the high percentage of false confessions it produces would mean that even if you could waterboard it out of me, could you even trust the veracity of my statement?

“People you may know” and it’s the devil from the Bible

there’s so much plot to fit into unrivaled like how is ilya going to have time to meet the devil, visit the crucifixion and drink jesus’ blood, then lap up someone’s period blood and still make it home in time to play the centaurs game like omfg busyyy

there’s so much plot left to fit into the vampire lestat like how is lestat going to have time to almost die in a plane crash, wear a gladiator skirt, adopt a dog, go to therapy, lead his team to the nameless cup playoffs and get gay married in a wedding with no chairs and still make it home in time to play long face like omfgggg busy

I’m everywhere I’m so Ilya

Me if i was a Sports commentator: okay so i would have done everything differently there at that moment. And correctly

when you’re having a laugh with your dad but then you suddenly remember that he’s going to hell