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Carsie Blanton doing a rework of "Come Out Ye Black and Tans".

(The Black and Tans were the military forces who were the foot soldiers in the British Government's brutal occupation of Ireland.)

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kinkydorah

just felt very important that i make these for some reason

#armand #iwtv

imviotrash

"Kill them with kindness" Nah, fuck that, CRICKET BAT 🏏 🏏🏏🏏*SMACK* 🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏

the-haiku-bot

“Kill them with kindness”

Nah, fuck that, CRICKET BAT 🏏 🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*

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Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

bulbekuggeleh

This opens up a lot of possibilities for what a haiku can be

beemovieerotica

i know medical reports have to write things this way, but when i see "dull mood, denies smoking" on my doctor's visit summary i can't help but hear "boring bitch and a croaking liar"

pangur-and-grim

one of the medical reports for my broken leg called me attractive and pleasant, and I haven't let myself read another medical report since because I want to maintain a Schrödinger's cat type situation where the reports might say 'still attractive, would fuck' or they might say 'ugly now, aged poorly' and I'll never know because I refuse to let the wave function collapse into a single reality

ot3

"app" is without a doubt one of the deepest evils of the human race. "hello. would you like to be expected to have a bespoke piece of software for every single Brand you might theoretically interact with in a day" <- statement dreamed up by someone who should be drawn and quartered

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derinthescarletpescatarian

Everyone: Pound cakes are very rich.

Me: Yeah I bet they're a bit more than a regular cake, probably basically the same thing though.

Pound cake recipe:

derinthescarletpescatarian

This isn't a cake this is a giant cube of cookie

derinthescarletpescatarian

#i fucking love pound cake i will go FERAL for pound cake i dont think this recipe has enough butter

This cake is approximately 50% sugars and fats how much more butter do you want

flavinbagel

Much more butter and a bit more sugar, actually. You know traditionally, pound cake meant every ingredient was added by a pound, so really there should be 250g of sugar and 250g of melted butter, and hopefully the eggs come out to 250g as well. I'm guessing the full 455g of each ingredient is probably more than you need.

Of course, since this makes such a dense batter, you pretty much have to bake it as a bundt, but that's your classic Pound Cake right there.

derinthescarletpescatarian

That's fucking bonkers. Who invented this thing.

derinthescarletpescatarian

Cake seems to have cooked all the way through, which surprises me given how wet the batter is, but I'm scared to taste it. It smells like an imminent hospital visit.

the-composite-doll

flavinbagel

As dear Dylan demonstrates, yes you actually need EVEN MORE BUTTER than what's in the cake to adequately grease your bundt so that.... doesn't happen. I fear what you've made is just. some cake.

derinthescarletpescatarian

Good, that's what I wanted out of this.

#recipes

justsomeguycore

as per my last straw,

pangur-and-grim

it is funny when I get asks like “haven’t seen grim in a while. is she okay?? is she dead? do you love her?” and then while I’m typing an answer, Grim is sprawled across my arm like this

pangur-and-grim

don’t look at all my lip balms

puddlebrigade

there are four coasters and you put the coffee cup on a book

pangur-and-grim

don't look at that either

#grim

samirasystole

random but here is a recipe for cold peanut noodles that you can make during hot weather because i just ate this and had a fantastic time

2tbsp of peanut butter. a splash of rice vinegar, soy sauce, sesame oil, maple syrup. some chili flakes, some sesame seeds. a splash of water to thin it out. now you put in your noodles (cooled!!!! boiled and rinsed so they’re cold!!) and then some chopped up cucumber or carrot or avocado or cabbage or any crunchy vegetable. i just used cucumber

you can also put in lime juice or herbs or sriracha or grated garlic/ginger or anything like that; tofu/tempe/meat for more protein etc. noodle wise this can be ramen soba udon whatever, i used soba. enjoy homies

dogpuppy

Me when my asshole itches and I’m on the moon

dogpuppy

My best post.

dogpuppy

You all think all I do is steal posts. Well I made handmade this one and many others like it but worse.

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strangestcase

This is UNTRUE!!!! If you’re new to Catholicism you HAVE to listen to MEEEEEEEEE. Here’s my advice:

Leave

artistformerlyknownasbutttrumpet

i was training a young person at work, and she referred to sexual assault as "SA" out loud, and i immediately was like, "no, it's sexual assault, call it what it is," bc idgaf if the algorithm overlords have taught y'all that you should fear direct language, how tf do any of you expect to ever address real issues with any amount of seriousness if you can't even say the words? imagine an advocate looking a sexual assault survivor in the eyes and asking "did he grape you?" it's absolutely fucking absurd, but these young interns and new hires are coming into an environment where we deal with survivors of all different kinds of abuse, and they're coming with the mindset that the words are as bad as the actions, and that makes them shitty at the job and look juvenile af

i HATE self-censorship for a lot of reasons, but being in crisis work makes it even more frustrating. who are you censoring for? like i am being so fr, WHO are you censoring for? have you even thought it through? people who have been raped know that they have been raped. if someone attempts suicide or is grieving someone who did, saying "sewer slide" isn't going to protect them from any of the feelings. a murder victim's family isn't going to feel better bc you said "unalived" instead of murdered. if anything, it's just extremely invalidating and othering. it's saying "what happened to you is so bad that i won't even say the word," which is NOT trauma-informed care. you are not protecting survivors/victims when you self-censor. the ONLY things you protect when you self-censor are the puritanical ideologies that are being encouraged by rich fascists who want your money and obedience

say the fucking words, guys. just say the goddamn words before i go insane!!!

charl0ttan

god dammit is she downloading image.jpg again HEY SOMEONE TELL HER WE ALREADY HAVE THAT ONE 🗣️

zacharushka

Olga Smirnova and Artem Ovcharenko in John Neumeier’s ‘Lady of the Camellias’ at the Bolshoi Theatre.

#ballet

frostedmagnolias

Evening Dress

c. 1910

by Paul Poiret

Musée des Arts Décoratifs

#historical fashion #1910s

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rad-roche

writing is a fantastic hobby but the kicker is it's a lot harder to show your friends as it's progressing. with a sketch i can show someone and they'll be like oh that's an apple. you can't do that with words until you get a lot of them down. so i'll just be like damn fuckin. uhh. check this out

that's right. and that's just one of the several words i know

northirish

I have to come to terms with the fact that I'll never be able to fry people who piss me off with Palpatine lightning, and that sucks

#never give up on your dreams. keep going

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