I’m not gonna lie very little has been going according to keikaku these days

tumblr is about tricking smart and funny and talented people into following me

sorry i can’t go out tonight i’m at home sitting down

everyone is meeting me in the grotto

things will work out + it’s still early + not everything is lost + trees

you can't like music if you're from california because it's too hot to wear two shirts

it doesn't matter which country we're talking about here, if someone from any country in the world says "oh where i am from there is simply no racism", you not only shouldn't believe them, but you should actually never take them seriously about anything ever again.

unfortunate truth of reality is that oftentimes 15 year olds will say/do/believe some stupid bullshit because they are 15 but telling them that they believe that because they are 15 is probably the most counterproductive thing in the entire universe

crazy how there are only 2 hours of doing things every day before you keel over and die. if this werent normal id be worried