RIP Sisyphus he would've loved emails.

you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression

Couples shirts that say "I'm misery" and "I'm company"

transphobic music fans be listening to he or she might be giants

not only are most people completely unaware of the devastation of indigenous languages in the americas, most people are completely unaware of the devastation of indigenous languages in europe. never mind occitan, they don't know about basque! it's wild! bleak! existentially horrifying!!!

did you know france has celtic languages? breton is the only celtic language spoken outside of the british isles. did you know france has germanic languages? alsatian, for example, is spoken in the east of france, unsurprisingly in alsace. it's not even the only french germanic language. did you know france has a number of languages and dialects known as langues d'oïl closely related to french? norman and picard, for example, are spoken in the north of france. did you know that france has gallo-romance languages? franco-provençal (which has a number of dialects) is spoken in the east of france, as well as parts of switzerland and italy. did you know that france has a language most closely related to catalan, the langues d'oc? occitan is spoken in the south of france and has a rich literary history. did you know france is home to basque, or rather euskara, a language isolate which predates indo-european languages? romani dialects! corsican! so much more than just french! there are even extinct jewish dialects of occitan! extinct langues d'oïl like angevin! so much linguistic diversity and all anyone talks about is french.

im realizing very fast that people do not in fact know that sometimes things in stories suck on purpose and it sucking is the point

the translation is significantly more Soviet in tone than the original, which is great

I’m not gonna lie very little has been going according to keikaku these days

tumblr is about tricking smart and funny and talented people into following me

sorry i can’t go out tonight i’m at home sitting down

everyone is meeting me in the grotto