blame the numpties

Natasha Grimm-Pitch giving Simon a kiss on the forehead and telling him to give it to Baz is a major wingwoman move

“Old friend” either means an elderly dog or an individual of the same gender with whom you have been secretly in love for more than a decade. There are no other possible interpretations.

This is blatant archenemy erasure and I won’t stand for it

Bold of you to assume the archenemy isn’t the individual of the same gender you’ve been secretly in love with for more than a decade

“this bitch empty,” simon sobs, pushing his magic into the humdrum. “yeet.”

Reblog If You Can Take Off Your Bra Without Taking Your Shirt Off.

I think we broke the notes…

i feel like i’m reblogging history. “the post that broke the notes”

what the heLL

Its in the black hole of tumblr

At time of reblogging, this post has 1 note :’)

Uhm nothing was there then I hit the heart and 1 note popped up.. Guys I’m scared..

now it’s floating in the middle of the thingy

EVERY DAMN TIME

I couldn’t scroll past this. I need to be part of history for this. There are no notes do you even realise

Let it be known I was here on this day of march twentieth twenty sixteen and I’m laying in bed at nine thirty am

WOO NO NOTES PARTYYY

WTF IS THIS?!?! IM CONFUSED NO NOTES WUT DA ACTUAL FUCK

OH MY GOSH IT’S TRUE. There were 0 notes, now i liked and just one note popped up! I’m.. I’m not sure how this can happen..? But now I’m part of history YEAH 24th March 2016 - 03:05 am

WHOA SO WEIRD

it’s back

I’ll probably always reblog this

I feel like tumblr staff have been motoring this post and they put a special code in it so no notes ever show up

This post is historic

Take your chance and be part of it. They’ll talk about this in their history books in future.

Wtf.. there’s not even a message saying 0 notes xD

… there’s…. there’s no notes…. 😳

1/7/2018 there are still approximately zero notes

Holy shit 1/7/2018 5:56 PM no notes

I'M ACTUALLY GONNA FUCKING CRY. I LOVE YOU ALL A HECKING LOT??? THANK YOU SM LILY.