Book Hoarder Blogging

One of my constituents told me they already felt like they'd considered "They" their singular gender-neutral pronoun for ages!

Especially you, Paula Poundstone.

Whenever we have less-than-tech-savvy vendors complain about us sending too large of batches, I can't help wondering if it isn't a server processing problem, but some sad guy stuck in a cubical desperately trying to manually retyping all our metadata into some out-dated database...

Oh, the joys of ebooks...knowing that all your formatting might be completely ignored or misinterpreted depending on the eReader.

Same scenario for even telling anyone you write. "When can I read it?" “Uh, yeah, let's just say never. Goodbye."

Ellie?? Coral?!? Bing Bong??!? Whyyyyy???

Sure, they're all under $5.00, but if you buy 20 of them...

me.freeTimeActivities =[“reading”, “writing”, “cooking”, “building complicated budget spreadsheets”, “learning computer coding”, “cat photography”];

Maybe it isn't feet...maybe it's whatever that girl just microwaved for lunch.

No! Forgot my phone...guess I'll just stare intently at this faded poster that's probably hung here since the company's founding.

Free books are often free for a reason...

Thankfully I've yet to have to meet my personal dragon in person.

Book-lovers know you don't need to go out to have a good weekend.

Cats: Yay! We got a box!

I lift up my eyes to the Cloud. Where does my internet come from? My provider will let my connection slip-- For he who connects me often slumbers. Indeed, he who watches over us has higher-priority clients… And will get to us just as soon as they fix something else. --Please hold.

Upside, they gave me the alarm deactivation code after that.

Gone are the days of clicking two buttons to create filtered lists. I am free of such oppression and need click only once! Throw off the shackles of default setup, my cubical compatriots!