#spreadsheets

I've been making character sheets for various roleplaying games over the past few years, and I've gotten pretty fucking good at it. I've got everything from small, simple, sheets...

...to complex beasts with clocks that tick and self-populating sections that pull from numbers you put in specific boxes.

I've got big, trad-like games with lots of pieces...

...and more abstract story-games.

And I include more than just character sheets! I include mission clocks, world-building tools...

... and safety sheets with a list of common safety tools!

This is a spreadsheet from Old Kingdom Egypt, written about 4500 years ago. It was part of the diary and logbook of Merer, an inspector responsible for the transportation of materials to Giza for the construction of Khufu's pyramid. There's something beautiful about the organization here, how his rows and columns would fit in just as well in Excel as any modern spreadsheet of delivery records. Across the yawning gulf of ages, we're united by this mundane and incredibly human task. I love reading things like this. They remind me of the fundamental similarity of humans across time. They were no less intelligent or skilled than we, and oftentimes had to be moreso, to account for the many technological aids they lacked.

Do you think that Roboute Guilliman would keep a spreadsheet of all the sex things you’ve tried?

Like, he’d have a spreadsheet of kinky stuff, positions, locations, literally any of it

Then he would also have a column of if you came or if he came

AND THEN caveats such as “wife too short” or “desk uncomfortable” or stuff like that