夢yume...

MC: Lucifer, did it hurt...?

Lucifer: ... what?

MC: *giggles* ... when you fell from heaven?

Lucifer: What's with this random question? Of course it hurt! Did you never fall from a high place?

Lucifer: To whom do you belong?

MC: Only to you, Master...

Lucifer: Good girl. Now be a nice pet and turn around for me.

Asmodeus: Ooooh, this is great!

Leviathan: *blushing heavily* Am I the only one who has lewd thoughts right now...?

Mammon: What the f***! We're in an improvisation theatre, pull yourself together!

MC: What are you talking about?

Belphegor: You sounded quite... sinful up there.

Beelzebub: *sniffing* Hmmm... this smells great! Wanna eat it!

MC: I can't see anything to eat...

Beelzebub: Huh? But it's a very strong scent... like cake... hmmm! Cake!

MC: I swear to you, I don't hide cake in my pockets, Beel.

Beelzebub: Then it's you who smells so tasty?

MC: ... I have a new perfume, maybe it's that...

Beelzebub: Can I have a bite?

MC: Erm... what?

Beelzebub: Please! I'm sure you taste great!

MC: What the hell?! Let go of me!

Belphegor: *yawns* What is going on?

MC: Help! Beel is trying to eat me!

Belphegor: Yeah, you smell like cake. He likes cake, after all...

?: *screams*

MC: What was this?

Asmodeus: I don't know, let's have a look!

Leviathan: It doesn't go off! Aaaaaah!

MC: Levi, what's wrong?

Leviathan: Aaaaaargh, MC, don't look at me!!!

Asmodeus: *snickers* My, my... what do we have here? A little cow?

Leviathan: Not funny! What the f*** is wrong with this foundation, Asmo?! I can't get it out of my face!

Asmodeus: Why do you even steal my stuff?

Leviathan: That's not important now!

MC: ... Levi, this is no foundation...

Leviathan: What?!

Mammon: Hello Lucifer, my all time favorite brother!

Lucifer: Hm? Something smells fishy here... what do you want?

Mammon: You're so mean! I just wanted to praise you for your perfect speech!

Lucifer: Oh? You mean the one I held two days ago? How come you praise me now?

Mammon: You know, I felt like I didn't appreciate you enough...

Lucifer: Okay, fine. Thanks. You can go now.

Mammon: ... but maybe...

Lucifer: Hah... come on, spill it already!

Mammon: Can I get my credit card back? Pleeeeaaaaase!

Lucifer: No.

Mammon: Oh, come on! You didn't even think about it!

Lucifer: I told you, you just have to find it and it's yours again.

Mammon: I searched everywhere in this goddamn house!

Lucifer: (shrugs) Maybe you're just too stupid to find it after all.

Mammon: ARGH! What the hell is wrong with you?!

Satan: What is going on? Mammon stepped out of your room looking like he's gonna explode...

Lucifer: He still doesn't find his credit card.

Satan: Well. I'm sure, you hid it very well this time.

Lucifer: Maybe...

Satan: ... Wait! You didn't just put it in the freezer again, did you?

Lucifer: Good morning, dearest.

MC: *choking* ...dearest?!

Lucifer: What's wrong? Belphie told me you greet your friends like that in the human world.

MC: ...maybe your girlfriend...

Lucifer: So... he pranked me again?

MC: Yeah, I suppose so.