Squeak Grenade

salmon so tasty it make me eat hasty / when salmon is finished the joy is diminished

cell phone doesn't like water because it is a combination of the other three elements. it is a rock (earth) that we fill with lightning (fire) that can control radio waves (air). if it contained water too, it would be too perfect; it would be like a god. to prevent this, the universe kills the would be uniter-of-the-elements. it's basic science.

Hey op google what LCD stands for

i took an oath in third grade to never do drugs

Message to all the bombs & nukes of the world: Blow Tf Up

Post: atheist youtubers are overdosing on deep rock galactic pussy me: not true Post: bunnies and cats are learning how to write in new language called US american cuneiform me: thats right

#all time favorite

seeing a new pasta shape is memorable and exciting

yea dude i know the floodwater is rising rapidly but the boss says we have to stay open because the fish dont get easy access to affordable marlboros very often and that could put us in the black for the month

I let spiders stay in my apartment and if you got a fucking problem with that then,,, uhm,,, *starts tearing up* please don't hate my spiders

I let spiders stay in my apartment and if you got a fucking problem with that then,,, uhm,,, *starts tearing up* please don't hate my spiders

Has anyone else noticed recently that when you press the 🅐 Button while in the air you can hardly find the strength to do a Double Jump anymore? Go ahead and try if you want, but it won't work.

Nothing's been the same since she... fuck... I'm sorry... since she... since she left this world. If only I'd remembered that holding and releasing the 🅑 Button would've allowed me perform a powerful Spin Attack. If I hadn't forgotten, she might still be here today. Shit... fuck... I can't handle this anymore, I'm sorry.

There's a Save Point over there. They say if you stand on it and press 🅧 you can save your game. But can any of us really be saved? I don't think so. Not after everything we've done.

Press the 🅜 Button to undo the damage from this War. Oh? There's no 🅜 Button on your Controller? Funny that.

the rapture happened but they only took pjackk