blunder of the century: Farage plays Ephemerate into non-targeted removal

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everyone in the grocery store is my enemy

*adds something to my cart* I'm about to make an amazing digital purchase

you're such a good girl aren't you? press the A button with the correct timing to perform a shield parry for mommy

they will kill you for having fun on the internet

kind of crazy that benny fallout new vegas would have the entire mojave under his thumb if he wasnt so obsessed with using his stupid little cuckboy 9mm

fucker should’a learned to doubletap

What's really funny is that he actually did if I recall correctly. It's just that his gun sucks that much and that the courier is just that lucky that you survive. Maria least dependable gun of all time

his gun, Maria, actually has a high crit rate and if like me you have a high crit build it can last you as a back up pistol for a while. I was like level 30ish when I stopped really using it and just had it on me as a keepsake. Benny is just the unluckiest s.o.b. in that there whole Mojave

oh so what im hearing is that despite being the epitome of New Vegas Swagger benny is actually the unluckiest motherfucker alove and would absolutely SUCK at gambling in any form

The entire crux of bennys monolithic bagfumbling prowess falls entirely into how Mr House picked him specifically from the tribe that became the Tops and groomed him to be his Protogé, Mr House also being an utter fool who's massive ego/monopoly on violence in New Vegas proper lead him to believe he was humanity's only hope. Benny fucked up on a monolithic scale, but remember he was taught things no one else on the strip was by a fucked up libertarian prune who only shows himself through Vtuber debuts if you let him

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