Gore Queen

*looks up from computer* now wait just one minute

I HAVE THIS!!~~ I tried asking my teacher in grade 2 what they were, and she just told me to drink water. Never went away. Wasn’t even studied until like 2013 or something. Sorta fun, mostly irritating!

now wait just a darn tootin moment here

who just sent me money “for being perfect”

^ yup.

Reblog to let your followers know it’s okay to send you $40 for “being perfect”

I’ll also accept $20 for “being pretty okay”

I’d take $10 for “She’s alright most of the time, I guess”

I’ll take $5 for “she’s okay when she’s not posting stuff”

$2.50 for “Completes autonomic biological functions adequately”

I will accept 10 cents for being a bitch

*wakes up from a nap angry and not knowing what day it is*

i think about this every time i use tinder

this is how my cat lets me know his bowl is empty

power move: reblog an ungodly amount of ask games that use the same emoji and when someone sends you an ask with it you just tell them whatever you want

new ask game send me a 🌻 and ill just tell you whatever the fuck i want

If you think sphynx cats are ugly you’re a coward. A sphynx cat is a cat with all the extraneous detail whittled away to pure, concentrated cat. The very essence and soul of cat.

I’m glad they included Sun/Moon in this chart for all the 1 and 2-year-olds interested in playing

Didn’t one person just say that it’s the game that came out when you were ten? So ten year olds would be playing the most recent game?

#aparrently a forensics lab disposed a bag of hands improperly which like. how. how do you do that

don’t worry about it