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What I would give to be not sleepy right now. Who put this curse on me

This would all be fixed if I had the 1.99 Costco hotdog drink combo right now

wow. it really is what you make of it.

every day i wake up and have the best day of my life bc i said so

failed my english class, im gonna kill myself

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

there are too many things happening this summer that i'm thinking we are going to need an extra 6-12 months of june and possibly another 3-4 months of july. probably no extra august as the problem should hopefully sort itself out by then. we are also looking into extending the day night cycle to 55 hours and extending the human lifespan to 10000 years.

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

let’s all quit our jobs and just go on walks

u can just do whatever at any age all of the time nobody cares except teenagers

teenager will be like ur 40 with a hobby ? 💀 that’s sad <- nobody else thinks this way though they are just going through some stuff

nothing more real than a humanities professor making tea in her office while she prepares to tell you, a student, the ins and outs of department academic drama

if kristen applebees met hj wingstreet, she would look that twink in the eye, and say "Handjob Wingstop" as the verbal component to a sunbeam spell and blast his ass to kingdom come

smoking the shit that turned the clock wise