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tumblr users act like any day now the first weed overdose death is coming
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Modern Day Shenanigans
Xiang Fei, on a boat: I want to create that one scene from Titanic with you. It'll be romantic
Mobei-Jun: Mn
Xiang Fei: Great!!
Short while later
Xiang Fei, at the front of the boat: Where is my king?
Mobei-Jun, creating an ice berg with his powers: Qinghua will love this
God, this is stupid, but SVSSS Shrek AU
By day Luo Binghe is human, but by night he's a demon. He's locked in a tower awaiting true love's kiss to break his curse
What he doesn't know is that the one who placed his curse was his scum fairy god mother!
Shen Yuan is reborn into said scum villain, and tries to change the story and avoid his fate of turning into bubbles!
Luo Binghe's tower is guarded by a fierce dragon, who is easily seduced by Shen Yuan's talking hamster companion
He frees Luo Binghe, and tries to bring him to the palace so he can kiss his true love and break his curse, and said true love is the palace mistress
Luo Binghe, meanwhile, just wants to smooch his fairy godmother who saved him!!
Just saw on Quora a guy asking if Poland was more German or Russian and every reply was a Polish guy detailing the ways they wanted to kill him
*dirty talking* youāve been a very bad boy and im just going to straight up kill you now
hey the 400 people in the notes with boners is everything okay at home

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luo binghe is an influencer who makes elaborate and fancy cooking videos online. one day, user 'peerlesscucumber' comments 'what can i cook with this?' with a photo of the most empty, abysmal fridge luo binghe had ever seen. wanting to help this poor, starving commenter, he makes a video on simple, budget friendly meals. a few days later, peerlesscucumber comments another photo, a selfie of him with a plate of food, clearly made by using luo binghe's recipe! and it's the cutest guy luo binghe has ever seen!!!
binghe's content does a complete 180 after that, moving from michelin-level recipes to 'cooking on a budget' and 'time-friendly' meals. peerlesscucumber occasionally will send another picture of his poor, neglected fridge and ask for suggestions. luo binghe always fulfills his requests!
peerlesscucumber also always posts a selfie with the recipes he tries and luo binghe has a special folder on his phone with all of them saved
indeed...
[record scratch] [freeze frame]: yeah that's me. that's me in the corner. that's me in the spotlight, losing my religion.
you make one fucking post where the point is āwomen are encouraged to develop disordered eating from a very young age and that impacts how we view the ānaturalā size and shape of womenā and too many reblogs later i am being accused of saying short people wouldnāt exist if they ate better growing up. iām sorry but if you genuinely think i was saying that you are just a buffoon. i cannot and will not sanction your buffoonery.

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it is beyond cruel that venezuela is now a US colony for all intents and purposes and the US still continues to wield sanctions against it to the detriment of the nation's poorest and most desperate people even in the aftermath of an earthquake that's killed thousands
Today I learned that cuttlefish experience REM sleep, and that it makes their skin flash random colors. This is the cutest thing ever.
The electric eel at my aquarium has a voltmeter attached to his tank, and whenever he pumps out a burst of electricityāeither when heās navigating his tank or getting fedāthe meter lights up and makes noise. Sometimes, Iāll walk past him when heās snuggled up and totally motionless on his log, and see the voltmeter going crazy.
I am left to assume that he is dreaming, and is sleep-zapping at the things in his dreams.
I am absolutely delighted to learn that electric eels dream of kicking ass.
Iām in the middle of re-reading āpride is not the word Iām looking forā by @tossawary and MAN. something about this line in chapter 27 just HAUNTED me. Had to draw it to get the demons out lmao
Anyways it is a fantastic fic, definitely check it out if you havenāt already!
average Cas-left-unsupervised shenanigans
#Cas: I haven't put my own life at risk in weeks. Can't have that. WEEKS! Unbearable.#Jack: intriguing! but I definitely did not inherit this trait from you. of course.
i dont think fem dean would ever wear a bra the same way i think sheād still go by dean. faggy masc is her true form always
more thoughts on gender-bent supernatural. so maybe iām just transgender but imo the majority of people go about it in all the wrong ways.
first, we must understand that if sam, dean, and cas were women, supernatural would be a fundamentally different show. spn is such a masculine manās property that to make it with women would alter everything. a consistent theme of the show is how cis(het)* men deal with their masculinity, what that looks like, how its reflected in others etc.
second, we must also understand that a gender-bent version of these characters as cis women vs trans women would ALSO be very different from each other. for the rest of this post i will be seeing a gender-bent supernatural with sam, dean, and cas as cis women specifically. iām not cis myself but iām also not a trans woman so i wonāt discuss the experience of being a trans woman. also, considering how cis-normative the concept of gender-bends are as well as supernatural itself being a very cisgender show, tfw will be cis women in this post.
third, looking at dean specifically: dean as we all know is an overcompensating cis(het)* man. dean as a cis woman would not be overcompensating for something she thinks she lacks or canāt achieve as man. she would specifically be a butch woman that feels the pressures of misogyny from simultaneously being not woman enough (too masculine) and never being able to be seen as masculine (because she is a woman and women are not capable of āmanlyā things) by cisheteronormative society.
she wouldnāt be dressing in feminine/womenās clothes. sheād essentially dress the same as cis man dean. sheād have a similar haircut. she wouldnāt really change except for how masculinity vs femininity is dealt with. how others see her. how she acts concerning misogyny and her treatment of men and other women.
fourth, looking at cas. oh castiel. CAS TEE EL angel of the lord my god. cas. okay. castiel is already a very transgender character in the show because he is so removed from cisheteronormative society like he just doesnāt gaf. cas in the body of a cis woman wouldnāt alter that much. except she probably would wear a blouse and skirt and a womenās version of the trench coat because joanne novak would be a more traditional christian housewife.
i DO think cas would undergo an actual transformation of eventually not wearing as many womenās clothes anymore and shifting to menās/gender neutral attire as she grows more comfortable in her humanity and sheās also emulating dean in the sense that much of everything she understands about humanity and humans comes from dean. so canon ācisā man cas is essentially a nonbinary/unlabeled gender gay man and gender-bent cas would be a ācisā woman to a nonbinary/unlabeled gender lesbian.
fifth now looking at sam. canon sam very much teases and even berates dean for his inability to be a man at times whilst also shaming deanās uber masculine traits such as having a lot of sex. gender-bent sam would be no different except its āwhy are you behaving like a man?ā āthats gross women shouldnāt do thatā etc. sam would comment on deanās inability to be a āproperā woman (ādean stop being sluttyā). despite sam too taking part in the same or similar behaviors because sheās a hypocrite and sees herself exempt.
i also think sam would probably see escaping hunting as a path to a ānormalā femininity because john as a father would raise two daughters in the same hunting life in a way theyāre not able to be ānormalā women. (make no mistake john would still be misogynistic in a way heās a huge part of the reason that sam and dean have hang ups on what it means be women in a manās world). but also samās desire for ānormalā femininity is also a facade like in canon and thatās something she has to deal with.
okay. this was basically a psa to STOP making gender-bent sam dean and cas uber feminine!!!!!!!!!! YOURE DOING IT WRONG!!!!!! signed a butch gender nothing lesbian. thank u
*cis(het) to mean the three of them were written with the intent to be heterosexual but. we know the truth

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i like to draw with chalk in the mornings before it gets too hot out
i like to draw with
chalk in the mornings before
it gets too hot out
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
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