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stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

"Thus far you have been adrift in the sheltered harbor of my patience" is the most amazing line what the fluff. We don't just forget how clever the screenplay was comedy wise and profound emotionally, it often did both at once my goodness

funniest sound in the world is a cat smacking shit hard as fuck with their little stupid paw

Hey, your STI panel can be all negative! There's nothing inherently dirty about having a STI, so we don't have to use the word 'clean' for negative results which implies otherwise! Just a thought!

put me in ur discord server so i can feel bad about never talking in there

cats always step precisely on your most sensitive areas when theyre crawling on you lovingly for cuddles. bladder dick ovaries boobs stomach bruise it doesnt matter. they have homing devices on their paws for the exact area you’re most tender at the moment and they put their full weight into that step. and sometimes they might keep their stance midstride so theyre just standing there forever forcing you to endure the pain. because they are simply too cute to get mad at

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