I saw Christopher Nolan’s Odyssey movie.
There were three men sat shirtless behind me and my friend. One man in front of me kept messaging someone, I wanted him to die. A group of people decided that just as the movie began would be the perfect moment to move seats. The theatre was actively boiling so I don’t blame the shirtless men, only that I wish it’d been acceptable I go shirtless as I was already using the laurel wreath me and my friend were wearing to keep my bangs back. I was wearing matching t-shirts with my friend of Michael Scott. The movie ended and a woman behind us just said “holy jesus”. One of my friend’s hyper fixations is EPIC so I had to tell her I would kill her if she whispered “whoever can string my husbands old bow and shoot through 12 axes cleanly” when Penelope was gearing up to say it. I nearly vomited at one point. The theatre was boiling I cannot stress this enough. The trailers were expected but gosh were they pretentious.
I really liked the movie. 4.5 stars. It isn’t the Odyssey















