slow me a smooth one

ok well ive had my fun with this little game nothing can top making indiana jones sound like he's elvis trying not to cum

guy who jerks off to diagrams of planes: actually it's pretty normal, you know. plenty of people do it

this insane graphic on the back of a saw dvd

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I gotta hand it to sandler that this scene is exactly what listening to that song feels like.

I keep thinking this! very frustrating

fuck!

absolute gold on Reddit today

whats good homeboy

this image is so fucking funny what the fuck does this even mean or represent

Encyclopedia of an Ordinary Life, Amy Krouse Rosenthal

The facial expressions of everyone trying not to lose it are killing me

Americans be like it is totally normal for an entire stadium (including military members) to stand at attention while a fast food clown mascot sings the national anthem

We miss him a lot, but there’s a cancellation fee on the Daily pass, so we’ve been making the most of it. His brother still enjoys the park and since we chose not to press charges, we’re entitled to one free mickey pancake a day

Go try to shitpost and ruin the reputation of a differint park, will you? At least make sure your story is even plausable before you open your mis-informed mouth.

You’ve said some cruel things to me, but I’m going to be the bigger person. I’ll be praying, for your sake, that nobody in your family ever gets launched.

That photo is based off of a meme of this lady looking pissed. That and I can’t find an incident based off of what you posted. Shut the fuck up.