I need a job where I just untangle strings and cords for people for hours every day

the lost dean art of scratching his head when he was confuzzled or thinking

well he did eventually turn into a dog and started doing it again, so there's that

It's cringe to be a tinhat but it's slay to look at sus things and just smile and say #unsolvedmystery

Tinhats are so weird like straight guys are allowed to suck each other's dicks.

last night was a charlie kelly b-plot

they should make a show where the city of Chicago is divided up between five rival monster families

We're the daughters of the five monster families of Chicago that they couldn't kill

I can’t be drunk at a gallery opening i asked if They had Fun making It